marriagegames

Chrysa

Rating: R? NC-17? Not sure. I do know it's suggestive enough to go on the RAFL-AFF list. ::very proud of that ^_^::

Thanks: Cheile my wonderful beta reader!

Disclaimer: I know I had that Paramount sign somewhere...Hey, Cheile! Have you seen that pesky Paramount sign? ::finds a heap of ash on the floor: OH dear. Did I do that? Ugh. Well, you guys know the drill. I don't own them I just do sick things with them!

Wondering where the name K'tal came from? Well, it popped up in a story called "For the Glory of Love" (shameless plug!! Shameless plug!!) My first try at a long fic. A bit on the cheesy side in some places but hey, I'm still learning.

Oh and any song quoted obviously doesn't belong to me. ^_^ I think it belongs to the B52's.

THE MUSE IS BACK, BABY!!! WHOOHOOO!!

"The love shack is a little ol' place where we can get together. Yeah! Love shack, Baby!!" Odo sang to himself as he sat at the console in his quarters to bring up the morning mail. Two slender feminine hands squeezed his shoulders and he looked up into the eyes of his beloved wife. "Good Morning, Nerys."

Kira responded by kissing him breathless. Well, if he'd been humanoid the kiss would have been breathless as it was Odo had to fight not to pick her up and take her back to the bedroom. "Morning K'tal," she smiled and got a cup of raktijino.

"Better hurry or you'll be late for work." Work, work, general announcement, personal, Kira, personal...Odo looked up to see his wife smirking at him.

"And whose fault is that, K'tal? Hmmm?"

Odo smirked right back. "If you're not careful I'm going to keep you a lot later."

Kira's brown eyes widened, "You wouldn't dare. Not after last night--"

Odo started to get up out of his chair, "Married life has made me much more daring, Sweetheart." He started towards her.

Realizing that her husband was serious, Kira squealed and jumped up from the chair she'd been sitting in. "Odo!" They ran around the living room several times before Kira managed to escape through the door. "Honey, it's not that I don't want to but I can't right now! I'll be late for work!"

Odo leaned out and admired her retreating backside. "Just wait till you get home!!"

Kira's laughter floated back to him and Odo retreated.

All was right with the world.

Quark looked around his bar secure in the knowledge that the drinks were watered down, the holosuites were working and he was making a profit.

Yes, all right with the world.

CRASH!

Well, almost all right with the world. "ROM!!"

...

"ROM!!'

...

"ROM!!!!!!!!"

..."Yes, Brother?"

*It never ceases to amaze me. He can rewire any system you put him in front of but he can't stack kanar to save his life.* "That's coming out of your paycheck!"

Rom's sigh could be heard from the other room. "Yes, Brother."

Quark turned and poured another drink for Morn. "All I ask him to do is help out for one day while Grok has the flu and he destroys half of my storeroom!" Quark looked around to make sure no one was looking before leaning over to whisper, "Just like the good ol' days." He and Morn smiled.

"Good Morning, Chief," Sisko said as he walked down the steps to the office. He looked over to see Kira and Jadzia Dax laughing about something at Dax's console. Worf was scowling in his little corner of Ops and Chief O'Brien was flat on his back under a console. Sisko smiled in satisfaction.

All was right with the world.

Odo sat in his office going over reports and sneaking looks at his wife on the monitor before him. He looked up as two of his deputies came in to get their morning assignments. As Odo pointed out various things he wanted them to watch out for his gaze drifted over to the monitor.

On the monitor Kira was looking up at the security camera with a mischievous glint in her eye. With a glance to see that no one was watching she slowly undid several fasteners on her top.

She wasn't wearing an under tunic.

The two deputies looked up from their PADDs as Odo's mouth dropped open.

"Sir? ...Sir? Is everything all right?" One of them asked.

"Huh? Oh, yes everything is fine." Odo managed to get out as he tried to wrap his mind around the fact that his wife had just flashed him. He shook his head to clear it. "Yes, well, I think that's everything you need to know for this shift. Carry on."

The two deputies exchanged a confused look with each other and with a yes, sir, they walked out the door. Odo watched them till they were out of sight and turned back to the monitor.

Kira, her clothing refastened, was typing at her console. She turned to say something to Dax and for a moment Odo doubted what he had just seen. "No, I was definitely imagining it." He reached for a PADD and looked at the monitor just in time to see Kira turn back to her console and look up at security camera.

She smirked at him.

"Why that little-" Odo sat back in amazement. "She really did do it!" Quickly he typed a message to her:

I'M GOING TO GET YOU FOR THAT!

Kira looked up as her console beeped that she had an incoming message. Odo watched as she accessed it and threw her head back in peals of laughter that caught the attention of several people in Ops. After assuring everyone that nothing was amiss Odo's sneaky wife had the audacity to look right up at the camera and stick her tongue out.

Odo took it as a challenge.

"What has you smiling like that, Kira?" Dax asked from her station.

"Hmm? Oh, nothing," Kira answered with a smile.

Dax peered at her closely and chuckled. "Nothing. Suuure."

Kira turned back to her own station wondering what Odo would do to retaliate.

"You ready for the staff meeting, Nerys?" Dax said cheerfully collecting several PADDs and headed for the wardroom.

"Oh yeah just can't wait," Kira replied collecting her own set of PADDs and following. "What do you do in the morning that makes you this damn happy?"

"Oh that's easy. Worf."

Kira looked at her friend. "You are unbelievable, Jadzia, absolutely unbelievable. Wouldn't that be exhausting?"

Dax shook her head. "Nope. It's like a good strong cup of coffee. Wakes you right up."

"Oh Prophets," Kira shook her head as they walked through the door. Instinctively, she searched for Odo and found him at the far side of the room talking to Bashir. He looked over at her as if nothing had happened and smiled.

Kira smiled triumphantly. *Let the games begin.*

"Good morning, people," Sisko said as he walked in the room.

Odo took his customary seat next to Kira as the meeting began. Kira snuck a glance at her husband and took a moment to admire his features. He glanced at her and smiled again before turning to listen to O'Brien. Kira couldn't be sure, but she could have sworn there was a twinkle in her husband's eye.

It was during Dax's report that Kira first felt a feathery brush at the back of her neck. She shook her head slightly to get rid of the feeling. She was sitting under one of the air vents after all. There it was again a slight brush and, *What the hell-did something just kiss my neck?!* Kira gasped as she felt invisible lips move up and down the back of her neck.

"Kira?" Dax looked at her concerned.

"Y-Yes?" Kira managed to choke out.

"I asked how long that analysis would take?"

"Three *gasp* hours!" Kira answered, suppressing a shiver of delight.

Dax gave her an odd look. "Good," she was on the verge of asking another question when Kira suddenly yelped and jumped forward in her seat. "Kira? Are you ok?"

"I-I-unh! I'm fine!" The lips had decided to kiss their way down her spine something she loved having done to her. Kira turned to glare at her husband.

"Nerys? Are you sure you're all right?" His face had a concerned expression on it but Kira only had to look into Odo's eyes to know that inside he was laughing his ass off.

*You smug, arrogant, little son of a-* "I sat down wrong. The chair sort of pinched me." With a sigh of relief, Kira watched as everyone accepted her answer.

Everyone except her husband that is damn him. He watched her try to regain her composure, his eyes laughing all the while. Then he turned and gave Sisko his attention.

She should have known it wouldn't end there. Just as she was beginning to breathe normally she felt Odo's hand on her knee. Kira glanced around the table as she tried to push it off. Odo just squeezed her knee and slowly began to stroke the inside of her thigh. Starting at her knee, Odo let his hand drift slightly upward expertly stroking and squeezing Kira's flesh.

Kira fought to contain a moan. That's the problem with sitting next to someone who knows how to make you scream with pleasure, she realized, he can find the most inopportune times to do it. Desperately she tried to get Odo to stop only to find her hand trapped in his substance. "Damn!"

"What was that, Colonel?" Sisko asked.

"...Damn that Kai Winn!" Kira said with a bright smile as Odo's substance caressed and kissed her fingers, the back of her hand, the palm...She wanted to scream in ecstasy. The rest of his hand melted and reverted back to its gelatinous state and seeped into her clothing. "Damn. Damn. Damn. Ohhhhh."

Now it was Bashir's turn to express concern. "Kira are you sure you're fine?" He pulled out a tricorder and turned it on her. "Your face is flushed, your breathing is rapid and so is your heartbeat."

"Oh no!" She hastily tried to reassure him. "Everything is-OHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!" Kira doubled over as Odo's substance finally reached between her thighs. Resting her head on the table it was several long, long moments before she could form a coherent sentence.

Too late.

"Kira, I really must insist that you come down to the Infirmary with me. I'm very concerned." Bashir stood up and walked over to her.

"No! No, I'm fine. Really!" Kira protested to no avail. Before she knew it the doctor had her out of her seat. She turned to Odo.

"I think you should go, Nerys. There might be something wrong," Odo said. His face was once again the mask of concern. His eyes had a triumphant glint to them though.

"Oh, Honey, I'm fine really." Kira leaned over to kiss her husband on the cheek. "I'm going to make you pay dearly for this, Odo," she whispered in his ear.

"I look forward to it," he whispered back.

With that, Bashir whisked Kira off to the Infirmary for a battery of tests and the rest of the Senior Staff meeting went on as normal.

Kira strode out of the Infirmary muttering under her breath. Oh, Odo was going to pay for that! She wanted to scream. It took Bashir a half hour to figure out nothing was wrong with her. Prophets! A half hour of tests and: Did you eat before work? Have you been getting enough sleep? Are you sure nothing unusual has happened in the last few days, Nerys? And her favorite: Been sneezing lately? I'm your doctor you can tell me, you know. Nudge, nudge, wink, wink.

Oh, yes, Odo would *pay*. Kira looked around and found the perfect place to do it too.

Odo walked into his office humming a happy tune. Today was a wonderful day. He'd gotten Nerys back for that little stunt in Ops and he'd driven Quark up the wall. "Life is good." He pulled back his chair and sat taking a moment to rest.

*And it's going to get better." Kira smirked from her spot under his desk. She reached for Odo's legs.

Odo looked over as the doors opened and the two deputies from this morning, whose names were Valentine O'Neil and Ninnet Lan, strode in. He nodded to them, "Report."

Kira pulled back for a moment unsure if she should continue. Then a wide smile appeared on her face as she realized that the Prophets had dropped the perfect set up in her lap. Glad that she'd let Dax convince her to grow her nails out just a little Kira began.

"...in cargo bay 2. In cargo bay 3 we found Quark had set up a vole racing ring..."

Odo listened attentively to this new Quark development. That Ferengi was always trying to pull something off. His brow furrowed and he shifted his left leg. Odd, for a moment...Odo's eyes widened as he felt something thin slide up from his ankle to the back of his knee. He bent down to brush it off.

Kira stifled a giggle and proceeded to use two fingers alternating between using the nails and the pads. *Why did I never think of this before?*

O'Neil looked up from her PADD to notice a slight twitch begin to form on Odo's right cheek. "Are you all right sir?"

"Hmm? Yes, fine please continue."

As O'Neil began again Odo lengthened his arm a little and scratched his leg. Now what ever it was was running up and down both his legs. Alarmed he began to liquefy the areas this thing touched in the hopes of catching it.

Kira nearly swooned with delight when she saw this happen. Seizing the moment she plunged her fingertips into his substance and wiggled them. If there was one thing she knew it was how to make *him* scream with pleasure.

Odo's eyes nearly popped out of their sockets. It had multiplied! Odo suddenly realized that it was Kira under his desk running her fingers up and down. And instead of catching and immobilizing her he was getting off on it! He tried to move back from them but the ten magic fingers pulled him back and moved up and down his legs wiggling here, swirling there and then-"Ohhhhh!"

O'Neil and Ninnet looked up from their PADDs to see their boss with his head thrown back. They looked up at the ceiling.

Nothing up there. They looked at each other and shrugged.

Ninnet cleared her throat. "Um, sir?"

They had to strain to catch his, "Yes?"

"Are you sure there's nothing bothering you sir?"

It was with extreme effort that Odo pulled his head up to look at them. He had a glassy eyed look and was it O'Neil's imagination or was Odo's shape beginning to blur around the edges? "Just Quark," he managed to answer.

"Ahhhh," his deputies understood. If anyone could make Odo lose his shape it was Quark.

Now there were ten fingers and a mouth. Odo struggled to keep his shape. He ran a hand through his hair and concentrated on the hand that was clutching the desktop as if it were a lifeline. All the while her wonderful tongue was swirling through his substance. Her wonderful mouth was kissing and sucking and if she moved just a little higher and sucked just a little harder--

Crack!

The two deputies looked up startled as they heard the desktop splinter. Odo must be furious with Quark for him to do that!

Kira smiled into her husband's crotch. *Oh, yes. Should have done this much sooner.*

"I'll deal with Quark. Dismissed," Odo growled. He was able to hold his shape until the two deputies were out the door. Then he collapsed into a puddle sliding off his chair and landing on the floor.

Kira stared at the golden puddle with wide eyes. She slid out from underneath the desk careful not to get any Odo stuck on her shoes and smiled. Kneeling she bent over and kissed him enjoying the visible ripples of pleasure that went through his form. "Let's see you top that big boy."

"What the hell just happened?" O'Neil asked a confused look on her face.

"Well, at first he looked like he had to go to the bathroom," Ninnet ventured.

"He's not humanoid!"

"I know! That's why I knew it couldn't be that. But he must have been really pissed to have broken his desk like that."

"Just for vole racing?"

Ninnet opened her mouth to answer.

"WHOO HOOOO!!!!"

The two deputies turned in time to see Kira burst out the security office as if she'd been shot from a cannon. They looked at each other, eyes widening as another possible reason for Odo's odd behavior ran through their minds.

"You don't think-"

"That she was-Oh my..."

"Under the table?!"

"While we were sitting there?!!"

"I need a drink."

"Make it a double."

"Screw the double! I'll get the whole damn bottle!"

Kira ran laughing hysterically. She was in deep, deep trouble now!!

"NERYS!!"

"Ack!" Talk about quick recovery time! She looked over her shoulder to see Odo running towards her. Gotta hide! Need to hide! Where?

Quarks!

She sprinted across the Promenade to the bar. "Quark! Hide me!!" She vaulted over the bar and hid under it.

Quark had just enough time to wonder what the hell was going on when Odo ran in.

"All right! Where is she?!" Odo scanned the bar's inhabitants trying to find Nerys' tell tale red hair among them.

"Who?"

Odo turned his Constable Glare on Quark. "Kira!"

"Oh Kira! Well, she-YEOW!!!" Quark hopped up and down on one leg grimacing in pain.

Odo didn't care. "Well?"

"She went thataway," Quark replied pointing to the storeroom.

As soon as Odo was out of sight Kira popped up and with a, "ThanksQuarkgottago!" and high tailed it out of the bar.

Today couldn't get any worse.

BAM! CRASH!

Yes, it could. "ROM!!!!"

"uh...Yes, Brother?"

Quark yelped startled. He turned around and looked at Rom. "If you're out here then who's-Oh no! Odo!!"

The door to the storeroom opened and a flood of kanar came out. Odo walked out after, clean as a whistle and mad as hell. "That's for lying, Quark." He walked up the Ferengi barkeep and lifted him by the lapels of his jacket. "Let's try this again. Where is my wife, Quark?"

Frightened out of his wits Quark pointed towards the entrance.

"Thank you," he let Quark down and took off.

Quark could do only one thing.

He cried.

And today had been such a good day too!

Kira skidded into a turbolift and crashed into the back. "OPS!"

"Nerys!!"

Kira turned with a triumphant smile as she realized Odo was too far away to catch her in the 'lift. "Catch me if you can!" The doors shut on his threats of vengeance and she was taken away.

Odo slammed into the closed doors. He spotted an air vent and liquefied.

Kira breathed a sigh of relief as the turbolift deposited her in Ops without incident. She gave Dax a sunny smile and asked, "Is the captain in his office?"

"Oh no. Ben went to lunch about ten minutes ago. Why?"

Kira gave a nervous laugh and slowly headed in that direction. "Oh, I just thought I'd use it to send a message to the First Minister. Very, um, very hush hush you know. Wishing him a Happy Birthday. Yeah that's it." She tried to look relaxed as she climbed the stairs.

"Oh, well, wish him a Happy Birthday for me," Dax called out as she turned back to her station.

"Heh. Will do!"

As the doors whooshed closed Dax looked up confused. "I thought the First Minister's birthday was last month. Hmmm." She shrugged, "Oh well. Back to work."

With a sigh of relief Kira collapsed into Sisko's chair. "Whew. That was close." She wiped her brow. "Safe at last."

"Not yet, my dear."

"AHHHHH!!" Kira launched herself out of the chair and vaulted over the desk just as Odo's arms were about to close around her. "Damn, you're good."

Odo smirked, "According to you I'm the best." He tried to reach for her but she backed away. "Remember the rules! No arm lengthening during a chase!" Odo nodded in exasperation. They circled the desk several times dancing just out of each other's reach. Kira laughed. "Give up, Odo. You'll never catch me."

"Never say never, Dearest," Odo vaulted over the desk and reached for Kira as she bolted for the door. "Damn! Almost!" Instead of arms full of Kira he had arms full of air and her wedding bracelet in his hand. He took off after her.

The lunch crowd was heading for the turbolift when Kira and Odo ran out of the office. By silent agreement they filed in with the crowd standing next to each other, smiling at Dax when she looked at them quizzically.

At the level where their quarters were located, husband and wife nonchalantly stepped off the 'lift. As soon as the doors closed Odo tried to grab Kira only to once again end up with arms full of air.

"Haha! You'll never catch me!" Kira's laughter drifted back towards him.

"Wanna bet?" He sprinted after her.

She nearly missed the door. Hurriedly punching in the lock code she ran through the living room and into the bedroom Odo hot on her heels. She took a flying leap and landed on the bed. "I WIN!"

Odo laughed as he climbed onto the bed. "All right. You win this time." He shook a finger at her, "But you just wait. I'll get you the next time." He took her hand and slid her wedding bracelet back on. "You lost this by the way."

Kira admired her bracelet then she admired her husband. "Have I told you how happy I am that I married you?" She kissed him, "I love you, Odo."

"I love you, Nerys."

A sparkle came into her eyes. "There's another game we could play."

"Oh? What game is that?"

She pulled him into her arms and down onto the bed. "One where we both win."

The End.